Survive the Left

While we suffer under the radiation-like exposure to Obama’s incapability of making any good decisions, Barney Frank is using the burning of our retinas as a distraction while he grabs at the chance to prove he is even more inept than Barry.   Frank is wiping saliva from his chin just thinking about his new role as “Queen Bee of working drones.”  He is almost gasping for air as he grabs for the opportunity to determine the salaries and wages of private employees. If that doesn’t create a massive employee exodus from the target companies, they are braver than I gave them credit for.  But don’t point and laugh at them. It is just a test to see if it will be nationally tolerated. And then you are next. Don’t think so?

Let’s talk about your new vehicle maintenance department. If you thought getting a new I.D. or SS card was hard when one was lost or stolen, or actually getting through to your congressman, try getting satisfaction on a car warranty item from the government.  You don’t have that long on the planet.

And if we think we are immune to the private sector take over, check out the new charitable giving proposals.  Another way money is being transferred out of the private sector and more dependence is put on the Obama sector.  Hurting the most vulnerable segments of society, who the great social agitator was supposed to represent. Taking away the tax deductions for charities, not only undermines good works, it limits your choices concerning where you want to put the power of your giving.

And as we now understand, all power only belongs in one place:  The hands of the people.  (and by people I mean, the trifecta of  Brilliance Nancy, Barney and Barry).

This Saturday, the few dozen people who still believe in Global Warming are going to turn the lights out and not watch tv to make a point about Earth Hour. The benefits of this are that it is good practice for when wind and solar energy produce brown outs and black outs. Maybe they should make it Earth Week, it would be more realistic.
On the other hand, those celebrating Human Achievement Hour will enjoy not hating their fellow man for existing on the planet. They will also use their lights, micro and tivo as they get together and burn carbon offsets in their coal fired furnaces. To complete the circle of good feelings, they will rest easy at night, knowing that climate change is not man made. This permits them to not be enraged at their fellow man for driving to work or flushing the toilet. Who knew fossil fuels could be so liberating.

Since I have no drive or desire to succeed, I always wanted to be cared for as an individual by my nanny government, and now, with my new personal meter, I can be. Today, in his web speech, Obama said we will all have one (yours is in the mail) and it will tell us when we can turn the lights on and when we’ve used too much. And when we have, they will help us with our civic duty and just shut the power down at our house. Of course, like in Cuba, the lights will always be on during his prime time talk-downs to the nation. He also said our main problem with energy is that we don’t have enough electricians. Yes, and our main problem in government is that we don’t eat enough cheese. The reality about our energy policy is that when a new grid system was proposed in 2001 it was blocked by the greenies. Any improvement in the system or logical increase in energy independence is met by resistance from the hyper-religious anti-humans. If you heard Gordon Brown’s recent speech, their stated goal is to reduce population by half. So far, China is doing it’s fair share, eliminating thousands of “political” prisoners every year with no peep from the rest of the world. This is what Obama and Brown picture as the ideal society. Of course, none of this ever applies to them because they are better than we are. And, as a spineless, cowed peasant, I am ok with that. At least I got my meter. Still waiting on my free cable box though.

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In a shocking turn of events, politicians are actuallying seeking to extend the reach of government and increase their power.  This scenario could not possibly have been foreseen by even the most savy political analysts.  Citizens are certain to be reeling over these developments for some time, and are encouraged to assuage the pain of this news by spending more money, obtaining more credit, and at least another mortgage.

Rest assured you will be taken care if you ever have any needs, though you may have to wait for a while in a line that reaches a few blocks; but that will give you a chance to chat with your fellow citizens about how generous the goverment is for giving you back some of the money they borrowed stole from you.

The poster child for “Little-Man Syndrome” Tim Geithner is asking congress for more power. Super Powers. Which is odd since he works for the Messiah you’d think he could just ask him. Of course, I don’t remember the actual Jesus making fun of the mentally retarded. And yet, hiring them doesn’t make up for mocking them. Our bowling ace  is praying to himself that it doesn’t take too long for congress to finish trampling the constitution and just hand over the reins of industry- to a man who couldn’t even manage his personal finances. Sadly for him, congress holds no such authority (to run, hire, fire, or manage private companies) and therefore can not give said powers to someone else. Pay no attention to the constitution, can’t we see they are in a hurry? Sixty days to turn our country into a shabby replica of Soviet Russia, and he’s tapping his foot. Mythological deity’s aren’t known for their patience. I guess I would ask for expedience as well, if that meant one day less of Barney Franke blustering and spitting out his fake indignation over pre-approved bonuses to AIG. A few days of bad acting and irresponsible policy is all it took for actual working Americans to, once again, get shafted. In a continuing theme of this administration, hard work and the desire to achieve get rebuked by the keepers of fairness.  Apparently, lazy people must have formed quite a coalition to force our government to implement a universal pay scale. Oh that’s right, they have, there called Unions.

Iran wants to be our friend like the pedophile living next to the elementary school wants to be friends with your kid. While at public school, Obama was the kid who had to pay people to be his friends. Not much has changed. $900 million to Hamas is just a desperate attempt to get people to like him. Hamas may enjoy that but they won’t respect him in the morning. Now to get U.S. citizens to appreciate him he uses the opposite tactic. Throw all your hard earned money down the never satiated democratic crap hole. If that doesn’t work, he’ll send over the “organizing for america” minions. Lame name. But ACORN was already taken. These guys come around with clip board and pens and paper (that I am assuming I paid for) and request that you sign your name saying you support Obama, hello!!! He’s already won! We HAVE to go along with his policies. Stop Freaking me out! And you thought Romney was going to send around the disciples. Shame on you! At least they are coming around out of concern for your soul. These other guys are coming to take it.

Nancy “Coyote” Pelosi is providing her family additional income by running mexicans across the border on a part time basis. Since she can’t have poor people in her jet, she uses the back of an unair-conditioned Ryder truck. For the ones who survive the trip, she’s plotting on taking more money from them than what she initially quoted. Typical Coyote/U.S. Law Maker. Once they get “legalized” they will thank her by voting democrat. She will thank them by taxing their earnings and making their children work for free at her beach house. At a recent meeting in San Francisco, Nancy declared that they (illegals) were true patriots because they stayed up late on Saturday to watch her talk. She didn’t realize “Sabado Gigante”  was over and that they were told she can only speak English. They also got a free roll of high quality toilet paper and a bag of nachos. In an obvious lift from a former John Kerry speech, Nancy declared that our law enforcement officers kick down doors in the middle of the night and separate families. John was referring to our soldiers.  People who put their lives on the line for us are so unimportant to liberals that they don’t bother to make a distinction.  Pardon me, but the only time I saw our law enforcement officers kick down a door in the middle of the night was on Janet Reno’s command.  It seems Elian Gonzalez isn’t a “true patriot” because he wouldn’t have been old enough to vote. And since he had already swam 90 miles to get here it was too late to charge him for the border crossing services. Nancy would have no use for that kind of patriot.

Healthcare not being in a true crisis, Obama decides to give it a little nudge off the cliff. “Obama decides healthcare tax may be necessary.” This may be just the cure for continued privatized health care. Basically you get taxed when you choose not to be on medicaid or medicare. Or, if you decide to exercise, eat right, or choose your own doctor- that’s an automatic deduction from the handout you’re used to getting for your work on the commune. One more flag in their conquering motto, “if it ain’t broke, let the government take a stab at it.” And if that doesn’t work, we’ll just keep stabbing it, then do a quick hostile takeover. You know, for the good of the little people. The ones oppressed by their own government, oops, I mean, by those heartless rich doctors. Of course, congress will continue to get their own, “separate but equal” healthcare. We’ll call the new system- “just try not to get sick care”. Or, “why wait in the hall, when you can die at home on the couch.”

In the popular movie West Side Story (which Prime Minister Gordon Brown now proudly owns) Puerto Rican immigrants (the Jets) sing about not having washing machines or clothes to wear. They also dance a lot and have very neat hair.  Deep down they were mad at the white boys (the Sharks) for no apparent reason. General Poverty, overcrowding in the cities, lack of government health care or some such. But it seems at the core, life wasn’t fair, even though they were better dancers. Now, Maria, a Puerto Rican, finds a way to get out of immigrant poverty: enter Tony. Tony is the over-achiever in the group because he actually holds down a job.  Now, you may think this is a modern Romeo and Juliet. Actually it’s a story about America today.  Volunteer victims clamor for affirmative action, blaming every one else for their troubles. It’s a classic. There are casualties, Maria’s brother gets knifed I think. I can’t remember, they all kind of looked the same…The hard working Tony or let’s call him “middle class america” gets shot. He’s paying for the sin of getting out of welfare.  Maria gets mad about losing her green card chances and yells at every body.  All in all, it’s about kids not having after school programs and if white people were taxed more they’d be at work instead of in gangs. One more example of the socialist agenda being pushed by hollywood. The only thing missing was the part where Planned Parenthood comes in to counsel Maria about her options.

How can you tell when you’re in an abusive relationship? Here are some clues to look for:
1. they take all your money and then call you stupid  2. they won’t look up from their teleprompter when speaking to you 3. they make you ride a bike to work while they ride the jet/helicopter that you paid for 4. you hear them muttering about “the rich, the blank blank rich” all the time 5. they won’t let your private school friends have school vouchers 6. what’s yours is there’s, what’s there’s is there’s 7. you notice the joint bank account is empty 8. you hear them having quiet conversations with marxist friends 9. they talk about how life’s not fair, payback, leveling the playing field etc.10. they chat it up with local gangsters and go off with the doors unlocked- and cancel the home security system 11. they won’t let you turn the lights on at night, but they are up playing video games with the fridge door open. 12. they put another woman in control of the house. and she’s a screeching witch.

This type of behavior never gets better on its own.  I hate to tell you, but your senators are on the way home and they’ve been drinking from the pig trough again! 
Washington Post Today: “Congress May Need to Fund Another Stimulus.” Good, Let them fund it, pass a hat around. Their abused constituents are all tapped out. Personally, i’d like a little less abuse and a little more neglect.