Survive the Left

zoo sorry about serving poison sno-cones. Geitner not yet sorry about poisoning the economy with stupid ideas

Even though nationalized health care is going to cost me a bunch of money and provide bad service, it’s all good because it’s free.

Obama blather and Hillary Pantsuits don’t seem to be preventing nuclear build up by insanos. How can that be??? we need more speeches! stat!

Man I’m gonna miss Joe Biden. He’s a true fortress of brilliance. No insightful thought is permitted to come in or out of his impregnable mind. Speaking of fortresses, it’s so bizarre, yet Joe-like that he revealed the location of the vice president’s safety zone during danger. Of course, he felt totally at ease doing this because he knows if Obama goes, and he’s next, the world with have to contend with Nancy Pelosi and no self-respecting terrorists wants to be deal with a non-burca’d woman. Not that she wouldn’t be more attractive with one, but it’s just not going to score her more political points at this juncture to start wearing one, or trust me, she would. Plus, even non-tv watchers around the world seem to get the joke that Biden’s just the crazy old uncle that comes out for special events, so they probably don’t believe him anyway. He also felt free to mention that because he happily doesn’t have any concept of reality. The danger is that he finds intriguing information, whether true or one of his fantasies, to be an irresistible force in his soul that MUST come forth. They actually have fake meetings they invite him to, share nothing, and then have the real meeting after he leaves. It’s really inconvenient, but it became the inspiration for Gore’s book. He and Biden got together and tried to one-up each other on stuff they had overheard.

It’s no easy job to be Queen. You know, even though she’s white and rich, which is considered a supremely wicked thing to this administration, I think we should give Nancy Pelosi a pass for not remembering every single confidential torture memo she’s ever read. It’s just becoming obvious that she’s getting older, her botox doesn’t have the strength to give her the expressionless look she once wore, she’s become more glassy eyed and if that weren’t enough, her intense bitterness seems to be accelerating her sinility. It’s heartbreaking. The vortex of paranoia and rage she’s trapped under only complicates matters in her confused mind. So when she says, ” I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinski.” I totally believe her. When she makes a stink about how mean we are to terrorists and how she had no idea that any of those frat pranks were taking place, I have to give her the benefit of the doubt. After all, as her memo stated, she only got to hear about it once. You know, I am not usually one to reach across the aisle, but my care for the aged and demented wins out on this one.