Survive the Left

Pelosi too good to drive any of the clunkers she’s buying with my money. she should sell her old jet, her broom still works just fine.

hopefully, officer crowley has kept every single receipt he’s ever had. that will make the next 7 years of audits a little easier.

You can tell when an idea is going to suck for you when Obama comes out and worships it. Like how i’m overpaying for people’s junk cars.

try not to be too hard on those that are silently ashamed of the HOPE bumper stickers they can’t scrape off. it’s really a cry for help.

New eldercare gives a shout out to native americans traditions. Seniors are asked to go take the Long Hike out in the woods.

Obamacare big hearts want to counsel elderly every 5 yrs on how the earth is better off without them. Extra sessions when they get sick.

obama stupidly invites officer crowley to beer and “teachable moment” with gates at White house.

when we don’t behave, Obama comes out and makes us listen to him read to us.

Obama’s going to cut unnecessary waste from healthcare. Like paramedics and ER. not needed when you can just get in line.

obama doesn’t want to mess with all that RX mumbo jumbo, blue pill/red pill, just streamline to pot/crack medicinal options