Survive the Left

liberal wearing black hood and carrying a cycle accuses republicans of wanting people to die “quickly” as opposed to his slow painful method

U.S. Pres goes to U.N. to sing “i dreamed a dream” hoping for World Idol title. Iranian Judge says he was “pitchy”

ruh roh! Iranian dictator about to get a good talking to from Obama. That oughta stop the nuclear program in its tracks.

World’s pimps and hoes explain their plans to Obama at UN. His acorn training helps him show $ benefits of running repressive regimes.

It would be a lot easier to believe Obama’s “world is ending unless i have the power” doom speech if he were wearing a clown suit.

world’s largest gathering of evil, stupid people inspires despots to believe their message is resonating well with other despots.

our great benefactor Obama, shows liberal form of kindness as he steals job from blind, partly black governor of NY. Because he can.

2 million protesting conservatives shocked to discover Obama is somewhat black

Obama defines Merriam-Webster as racist for disagreeing with his definition of Taxes.

There’d be less paranoia and fewer crying jags in congress if Nancy knew pot is not an alternative form of HRT.