Survive the Left

Al Gore home mysteriously freezing over.

This year I am thankful that I no longer need to fear global warming. We must now fear sheep. seemingly docile yet conspiratorial creatures

turkey named Courage pardons Obama for being coward. one day pass

Holder justifies NY trial by saying “we will win, there’s no plan B” If you know the outcome, isn’t it the whole thing a farce?

Democrat leaders corral minions into a room this weekend and serve up refreshing Kool-Aid. The pay-off coating helps it go down easier.

liberals hate manger scenes because they are afraid Barak will discover that he’s not baby Jesus

emperor Obama unwittingly destroys Jaba Winfrey, as he finds everything he touches turns to dust.

My psychiatrist says it’s not my fault that I tea party. It’s because I am in a financially abusive relationship with my government.

Obama asked Israel to stop building in Nof Zion. Because when Jews go about living it gets in the way of his “peace” talks with palestinians

Obama putting off Job Chat until after the holidays. cause families want to have chicken nuggets for thanksgiving and no christmas presents.