Survive the Left

obama claims white flight 253 hero “acted stupidly” when he simply assumed man igniting his underpants meant some kind of public harm.

napolitano says ’system worked’ as man sets himself on fire… if this is success, i’d hate to experience failure.

Obama reassures Americans about terrorists with inspiring speech: “blah blah blah, everything we can blah blah blah.” I feel safer already.

tired of the global warming whiners, i’ve decided to spare the landfills and go ahead and burn all the colorful Christmas wrappings.

Iranian president says he doesn’t care what Obama says. Finally, he finds some common ground with the American people.

Sen. Nelson single handedly solves the illegal immigrant problem in all other 49 states. Welcome to Nebraskan free health care everyone.

Mr. Obama’s self grading of a B+ devalues our grading system almost as much as he has devalued our monetary system.

according to NYTimes, Obama administration has to monitor other people’s tweets and FB because THEIR friends have no sense of humor.

we breathlessly await Obama’s announcement of big jobs solutions & are once again disappointed that his answer to everything is insulation.

Obama accepts Peace Prize for most improved in the Reading out loud category.