Survive the Left

Obamacare forces americans to buy healthcare from the government. also to buy weed from a guy named “sunshine” in oakland.

in a huge policy switch bin laden promises to kill any captured Americans over KSM trial, ending his former policy of simply beheading them.

Obamas ideas are so genius, us commoners can’t see how weatherization provides jobs and the IRS provides better healthcare.

when Netanyahu asked “have you no shame? have you no decency?” it was rhetorical, he knows Obama and Hillary are bankrupt on decency.

Obama calls health care vote “a victory for Americans” and by Americans he means Obama.

Stupak, once familiar with the ways of Obama and Nancy, now throws himself over a cliff into their non-waiting arms.

Like a bad pimp, the democrats have sold us out to the highest bidder. SHAME ON YOU NANCY PELOSI!

on the bright side, the Obamacare will allow you to get your annual physical exam at the same desk where you fill out your tax returns.

in part II of health bill “22 Satisfaction of health coverage participation requirements under the Internal Revenue Code of 1986.” nuff said

On St. Pat’s day Obama gets a big pot of shamrocks and gives us a big pot of… “i don’t worry about the procedures” liberal straight talk.