Survive the Left

For being inconvenienced on the tarmac, you’ll be compensated by watching the airlines hand a check over to the govmt. that feels your pain.

Mexican law says Drs. must recommend abortion for it’s future citizens, in contrast, Arizona is only recommending deporting them.

I’d pay my taxes, but giving congress more money would be considered contributing to the delinquency of my representatives

Nike offers to make soul searching ad for Bart Stupak too. Using Tiger’s dad.

for being limp wristed with Iran Carter’s approval rating hit 25%. Not to be outdone, Obama promises to raise our taxes and give it to Iran.

unfortunately, the fine print in Tiger Wood’s renegotiation contract with Nike included selling his father’s soul.

$15 million Census failing to get an accurate count. Now hoping to call Tiger Woods to get estimate on number of U.S. women.

Tonya Harding, Or President Obama as some call him, can’t throw a baseball but declared “given a whole inning” and good ball he’d clean up

In true form, “compassionate” liberals abuse WV mining tragedy not to mourn with families, but to get their word out. Show some decency.

Census hires 1 million workers for 3 weeks. According to white house, that extra check should put an end to job woes. after taxes of course